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[15 Apr 2002|02:36pm]

mcgigolo
I think the Group Marriage community died...this is the first post in 3 months and that's some funny shit right there
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[03 Jan 2002|04:29am]

couky
[ mood | worried ]

Ahhhh, I see how this works... but I'm guessing nobody writes in here at all since we've got the email.... seeeee? Ah, the word on the street is that the fuzz is afta ya, seeeee?

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*stares blankly*... [29 Sep 2001|05:59pm]

snadsy
[ mood | amused ]

I have no idea why I haven't posted in this one in so long... but *shrugs* I'm over it. :p

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[29 Sep 2001|12:06pm]

mcgigolo
OHHH YEEEAAAHHHHHHH
Heeeyyy good man, Polygamy-action yes (translation: Mink Mank)
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[19 Sep 2001|10:48pm]

yamara34
Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other
Very important differences
Between human beings and animals
That you should know about
I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like coca-cola stock
You are inclined to make me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time
Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let''s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind, you clean up
With a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific
I wanna go down in your South Seas
But I got this notion
That the motion of your ocean means
"Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs
High tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on
I'm Mr. Coffee
With an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine
"Tool Time"
You'll Lovelett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch "X-Files"

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let''s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let''s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let''s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

---The Bad Touch; the Bloodhound Gang
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[31 Aug 2001|09:42pm]

mcgigolo
[ mood | drunk ]

What is up my fellow Polygamists?

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Minkmank!!! [31 Aug 2001|06:56pm]

snadsy
I haven't posted in here in like, a while... so I figured I'd say whazaaahhhh!
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[29 Aug 2001|09:51pm]

yamara34
Bob Barker must be pissed
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[29 Aug 2001|09:15pm]

mcgigolo
[ mood | sad ]

Awww jeece, my community died

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[29 Aug 2001|09:15pm]

mcgigolo
[ mood | sad ]

Awww jeece, my community died

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[18 Aug 2001|02:28am]

mcgigolo
Oh my dear Lord Livejournal and HTML are collectivly a bitch
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[18 Aug 2001|02:19am]

mcgigolo
[ mood | amused ]

I have made an illustrious and all must visit it and explores its vast, vast, nonexistent wonders.

PS: I'm catching the next flight to Mexico because everyone is going to murder me after they see their pictures on this website lmao. I am Jesus.

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MinkMank... [18 Aug 2001|12:23am]

snadsy
[ mood | amused ]

New Colors...

Via Snadsy. Oh F*cking Yeah.. hehe

Layter, my lil Chachies.. :)

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okay, seriously now [16 Aug 2001|11:10pm]

yamara34
Alright, I have an idea. Whoever's reading this now (whoooooo who? the little salmon swim upstream....wtf was that song in Road Trip? anyway...) I dare ya'll to play Caption This, because it's only masturbatory alone, so I shall put up pics of people from LEXX. Despite never seeing the show, try capping one anyway.......

Alright, that speech sucked. Nonetheless...

#1


#2


#3


#4
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[16 Aug 2001|11:06am]

mcgigolo
[ mood | hyper ]

WHAT UP CHACH!?!?


Aww man I need boo'
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WAAAAAAAA! ::glomp:: [16 Aug 2001|02:06am]

sakuragirl
[ mood | touched ]

I'M HERE! THE PAR-TAY CAN START!

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Oh my jumping purple cows! [14 Aug 2001|07:22pm]

yamara34
[ mood | enthralled ]

It's a Purple Jesus/GroupMarriage Community Thing!

What WILL the world think of next?

Okay, Heather, stop thinking bad thoughts about the Eighth Doctor....

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Oh F*cking Yeah... [14 Aug 2001|07:11pm]

snadsy
[ mood | content ]

Sandi figured out how to join and post in a Livejournal Community.

My point?

Simply put: Sandi Is God.

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Tis a Joyous Day! [13 Aug 2001|09:03pm]

mcgigolo
[ mood | amused ]

Today marks the beginning of the end. The end of Monogomy as we all know it. Let us all hail the dawning of the Age of Polygomy.

Welcome nonexistent members of the Group Marriage Community! Let us all join hands and give thanks to the big man himself. That's right. I'm talking about none other then Jebus Horatio Qwiste. Without him none of this would be possible.

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